Ten Greatest Lies
1. Student: I nv study, dunno y score so high
2. Emcee: Our GOH will say a few words.
3. Boss: I will not forget your contribution to the company.
4. Employee: I will quit tomorrow!
5. Merchant: Selling low, last day already!
6. Celebrity: We’re just friends.
7. Boy: Relax, it wun hurt.
8. Girl: It’s my first time.
9. Parents: Your angbao money is in the bank alr.
10. Aunty: Hey handsome
Posted on Sunday, February 20 2011.
